I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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