Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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