she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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