The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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