He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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