Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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