What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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