We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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