everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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