I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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