Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
