got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I am available for nakedness
wow bdsm is so cute
If I had your ass I would rule the world
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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