1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize