Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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