Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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