Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There r osticjed everywhere
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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