so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
