i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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