Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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