The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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