normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
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