I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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