I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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