Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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