its not stalking. its research.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
