Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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