Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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