Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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