The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
only if we run a train.
done.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
In other news, I just burned my penis
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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