Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wish I only lived at night.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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