DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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