What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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