Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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