Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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