There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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