We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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