Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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