Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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