Me too!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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