Grow some girl-balls and come out already
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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