He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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