We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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