Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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