You can't special order awesome
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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