community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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