How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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