11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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