Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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