oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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