Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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