How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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