I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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