Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just puked most of my soul out..
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