Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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