Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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