I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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