he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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